foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via sniffing)

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

(via condom)

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

(via condom)

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via sniffing)

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

toriceratops:

"Yes."

"Yessss?"

"Yes, Sir.

KEVIN’S THE BEST PROPHET EVER

(via runningwithamadman)

duraraross:

Within the last couple days:

• Robin Willians died

• an innocent black teenager was shot to death

• a police officer at west lake mall maced a black man that just happened to walk by, then arrested him and refused him water

• policemen have been using brute force against peaceful protesters

• Ebola has broken out

• 94 people were killed in 3 days in the Ukraine

• people have begun to plan a real life purge

Someone please tell me. What, in THE HELL is going on

(via condom)

yui907:

doctaspoopy:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*
PATRIARCHY

(Source: soulbae, via runningwithamadman)