Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.
Hi I'm Brooke. I'm no good at intros but I think you're pretty cool
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked